I'm Gonna Blog Your Mind With All Of This Fashion

There are a lot of people who look to me for fashion advice (no one looks to me for fashion advice), but I'm going to share some special tips with you all right now. Prepare to fill your eye holes and brain space with some great fall fashions, all of which will be in my closet SOON. These are perfect for any business office environment and for those evenings out with friends and/or lovers.

If You Have Kids, Make Sure This Is At Your Next Party

This is a video of a new trend in children’s party entertainment. All one of our reader should make sure they have it at their kid’s next birthday party. Little Timmy is guaranteed to love it and so will his friends...

*Cue barfing and laughing and then barfing and laughing again*

Something Special For The Cat Lady In Your Life

So Rissa has recently entered the world of cat ownership. Her cat’s name is Isi and she is adrobs. Isi was a teenage cat mother that Rissa found on Craigslist and now totally loves. ANYWAY, I fear she's a pink robe and an old pair of sweatpants away from becoming a legal citizen of Cat Ladyland. For example, as she mentioned previously, she watches movies like The Notebook with her cat and has posted a couple of videos on YouTube which can be found here (for your enjoyment).

So, I started thinking about all of the gift doors that have been opened now that she has become a cat lady. After a bit of googling, it seems the cat ladies of the world have really mobilized their feline-themed products on the world wide internets because I was provided with many gift ideas for future birthdays, Christmas, Labor Day, Valentine’s Day, Earth Day, etc. Below is a sample of the items that Rissa can expect to receive on all holidays for the rest of her life:

1. The most obvious gift is a subscription to Cat Fancy magazine. Here is where she can read heart-warming cat tales (PUN) like “one cat’s bicycle journey through South America”.

2. These figurines. The purple one is whimsical, while the red one has the market cornered on sassy.

3. *Singing* Here comes Cat-a Clause, here comes Cat-a Clause, right down Cat-a Clause lane…

4. This door stop so she can keep or herd of cats inside, or let them roam freely.

5. These adorrifying cat earrings that detach at the torso.

6. This Faberge cat jewelry box to keep all of her cat earrings in.

7. These cat salt and pepper shakers (and napkin holder!) for parties on Caturday.

8. These socks to keep her paws warm at night. BAD NEWS. These are currently out of stock due to high demand!

9. And finally, this stroller/cat prison for her to safely take her babies out for afternoon strolls. As you can see, it has many great features and is 30% larger than the original PetStroller (bonus!).

And there you have it!

Who Has Two Thumbs and Loves Animal T-Shirts?

This girl. For some reason this morning while looking at a list of business-related things and a spreadsheet of business-related numbers, I started to think about animal t-shirts. Why? Why not. So, after a brief google image search, I present to you my 7 favorite animal t-shirts that can be found on the internet (through a brief google image search). I never claimed to be a writer.

Aaaanndd, Here. We. Go.

The last one is clearly my favorite because 1. there are two sides to the shirt, and 2. you can see the cat's assholes.

There are a lot of online retailers that sell these, so keep them in mind for Christmas and Kwanzaa.