You’ve probably seen them dangling ever so subtly from the back of a giant truck (may also be accompanied by a confederate flag decal). They seem to have been discussed and lamented by many a soccer mom all over the webernets. As one person so precisely stated while discussing them on their blog, “truck nuts are the reason the terrorists hate us”. I agree. Truck nuts are a societal FAIL. The other day whilst driving to work and drinking my Cinnamon Vanilla Coffeemate-laden coffee, I saw a shiny maroon pair of truck nuts swaying back and forth on the giant truck in front of me at a stop light. It was too early in the morning for truck nuts.
After truck nuts came up in a discussion during dinner recently, I decided to google them. Guess what I found? It seems many truck nuts owners are similar!?! Who would have known. Below are my four favorite “original” truck nuts poses. Hey laaaadies! My guess is that these guys are probably available. If I wasn't already married, I would call dibs on the last one.
After truck nuts came up in a discussion during dinner recently, I decided to google them. Guess what I found? It seems many truck nuts owners are similar!?! Who would have known. Below are my four favorite “original” truck nuts poses. Hey laaaadies! My guess is that these guys are probably available. If I wasn't already married, I would call dibs on the last one.
Stay classy, gentlemen. 
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Silver Balls is your boyfriend.
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