Important News Alert

Hello, azcentral.com. What’s important in the news today? I hear there is a lot going on with the election. Also, aren’t there several developing hurricanes that could kill people? Oh, ok, I see why this is your top story:


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No News Is Ridiculous News

If you're not from Arizona or have never lived in Arizona (which I think is none of our reader) then you probably don't know about our local news website, azcentral.com. They provide some legitimate news and pertinent Arizona-related information, but most of the time I find headlines like the ones below:

Oops, this is considered important news. But hey, the wake story included a picture of this dead guy propped up against a wall:

I only hope I can look this awesome when I die.