I'm Concerned About Men's Deep V-Neck T-Shirts

Hey guys. I know you don’t have a lot of fashion options. Sorry about that. Since women have to have periods and babies, we get more options. It’s science.

Recently I’ve noticed more and more of you wearing deep v-neck t-shirts. No. In this girl’s opinion, man cleavage is not a good look. Hairy man cleavage is an even worse look.

No, Ed Westwick

No, Jonas Brother whose name I don't know

No, anorexic man model

No, this guy

Even though they’re available in lots of pretty colors that match any variation of khaki or faded denim, I would appreciate it if you would just stop.

In return, I will promise not to wear velour track suits. Deal?